I’m return.
Don’t.
I spawned you I can unspawn you.
Unspawn? That doesn’t even make sense.
Trust me. It does.
If you like, you can keep poking me and I can provide a practical demonstration.
That’s fucking creepy. Don’t sniff. What’s wrong with you? And what do you mean, my hair? It’s red.
I didn’t sniff, and even if I had it wouldn’t matter beause there is nothing to smell because you are not a human woman.
As to what is wrong with your hair, the answer is, obviously, ‘nothing’. You’ve done a very good job copying, but perhaps a little TOO good of a job, hm?
So, what are you then?
talkingvulpesvulpes started following you
Oh, wonderful. Another non-human. What are you then? Ghost? Demon? Angel? Vampire? I’ve met them all. You have the advantage of being…taller than any of the rest of them.
Speak quickly or get out.
I’m a fox.
-Y lady. How do you know I’m not human? Are you some kind of creep?
Shapeshifter, then. Mildly interesting, depending on what you can and cannot change into and perhaps why.
How do I know you’re not human? *he scoffs slightly*
Mostly it’s your walk which is graceful, a little too graceful, as if you’re paying attention to it, as if it’s not natural. The worn fabric and rubber on the side of your shoes shows this to be a constant gait problem and not one borne of nerves.
Secondly, you don’t smell like a human woman.
Thirdly, your hair.
talkingvulpesvulpes started following you
Oh, wonderful. Another non-human. What are you then? Ghost? Demon? Angel? Vampire? I’ve met them all. You have the advantage of being…taller than any of the rest of them.
Speak quickly or get out.
undefectivedetective started following you
“Mister Holmes. It’s always a pleasure meeting one of the many versions of you around here.” She grinned, offering her hand out. “I’m Audrey Delgado.”
He frowned at her hand and gave her a look up and down, squinting slightly before he shook it. He did not like being compared to ‘other him’s no matter how clever they were. “Pleasure’s mine,” he said, giving her a wan smile that did not meet his eyes. “Can I help you? I am rather busy.” It was a lie, but it generally kept out the riff raff.
She watched him look at her for a moment, curious as to exactly how much he deduced from one look, each Holmes always picked up something different. Continuing to smile—use to seeing the weakly friendly expression he had—she shook her head, “Thank you for the offer, but I am currently in no need of your brilliance. And busy, perhaps with a case? If you don’t mind my asking.”
He took his hand back from her and looked down at her out of the corner of his eye. “None of your business. Shut the door on your way out, there’s a dog around here somewhere. I don’t know it’s name but John seems rather fond of it.” There was a false sachrine sweetness to his tone. “Thank you, good-bye!”
I’m return.
The flat is quiet, Mrs. Hudson is out shopping for a new dress in that horrible shade of mauve she seems to favor since being dumped…
*Throws himself on the couch*
*pokes his stomach* You’re dramatic. And yes, I realize that I’m pointing out the obvious.
Don’t.
I spawned you I can unspawn you.
“Mister Holmes. It’s always a pleasure meeting one of the many versions of you around here.” She grinned, offering her hand out. “I’m Audrey Delgado.”
He frowned at her hand and gave her a look up and down, squinting slightly before he shook it. He did not like being compared to ‘other him’s no matter how clever they were. “Pleasure’s mine,” he said, giving her a wan smile that did not meet his eyes. “Can I help you? I am rather busy.” It was a lie, but it generally kept out the riff raff.
I’m return.
The flat is quiet, Mrs. Hudson is out shopping for a new dress in that horrible shade of mauve she seems to favor since being dumped…
*Throws himself on the couch*
I’m just…kinda confused. XD))((xD *patpat* Shh just read this.))
I did. still not sure why you’re calling a John I don’t know Daddy XD That’s the confusing part. I saw the M!A when she got it. XD I stalk you on Qui-Gon you know. GOTTA WATCH MY BB.))
